Wonder Woman Defeated By The Pied Piper

well when I was walking home today I found a dog

this particular dog had a collar on

when I looked down at the collar I noticed a note

the note said 'hello welcome to collar dollar'

inside the collar was indeed a dollar which I took for myself

however once I took the dollar the earth beneath me started to open up

and suddenly I was not so concerned about the dollar

looking to the gap increasing below me I am met with a terrible fate

the home I was walking to was suddenly underneath me

my home is hell